The Husband Store

posted by Rechie L on ,


Our school newspaper was released this afternoon. While I was scanning through the pages, an article about the Husband Store which they only got from the internet awaken my curiosity. Is there such store as Husband Store? Why are these men selling themselves? They have no work and just decided to let thier wives-to-be feed them? So, to answer my questions, I read the whole story. I would like to share it to you too. Hope you'll enjoy reading.

A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."
The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."
The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on.

She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

Some women are like the woman in the story and some are not. So, better watch out men.

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