The Dating Profiles Meme: Going With the Flow

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

1. I am an easy going person who just goes with the flow. I would like someone who can also go with flow. Shouldn't we all just go with the flow? It depends..but we better be honest with each other and don't just go with the flow if there's something you dislike. 

2. It would be nice to go home with someone and talk about the day over a glass of pepsi. Yes it is but i prefer a glass of coke.

3. I enjoy long walks on the beach. Mee too!

4. Most important to me are family, friends, and our environment. We are compatible!

5. Make me smile - I'll return the favor. I am thinking something bad. 

6. No, i've never been married. No, i don't have any children. Why? It's simple. I haven't met the ONE yet and i won't settle for less than i deserve. You only deserve what you get. 

7. I also love giving and receiving massages after a stressful day at work. I would love to rest and sleep after a stressful day.

8. I've done some hiking in the past and wouldn't mind doing it again. I don't mind too.

9. I'm turned off by smokers and foul language. Good for you.

10. Relationships are a two way street. Anything can be fun and adventurous, as long as I'm in charge. Oh, that's messed up. You better find a mate who can deal with your so-called "two way street", someone who doesn't mind staying under your skirt and sleeve.